Monday, June 30, 2008

Tribute to a legend!



This is a tribute to a music legend named Neil Leslie Diamond. He is one of the best singer/songwriters of this or any other generation. On Saturday night, I went to a concert at Taylorsville Park of a Neil impersonator. He looked/sounded exactly like our legend friend. What a good time! Neil has sold over 120 million records worldwide throughout his illustrious music career. Many hits such as: Sweet Caroline, America, Cracklin' Rosie, Holly Holy, Hello, Solitary Man, and the list goes on.

He has appeared in films such as: The Jazz Singer, and Saving Silverman. Hopefully soon he will be casted in some other great films. Every 4th of July I create a special music mix. Last year's consisted of about 10-12 songs, this years mix has made its way up to 32 songs. Neil has a few appearances on this great list of All-American ballads.

Let us all remember everything that Mr. Diamond has done throughout his unforgettable tenure as a music prodigy.

Here's to you Neil!

Friday, June 13, 2008

OMNITURE






So I started working for Omniture on April 7th, 2008. It's an awesome company to work for and is #1 in the Web Analytics industry. People are always asking me what Omniture does and I've tried to explain in a myriad of different ways exactly how. Omniture excels in online business optimization. Basically what that means is helping customers get the best bang for their buck with their website.

Omniture has multiple products that they sell to many websites that help them improve their website layout/interface so that it makes it easier for people like us when we use them. It makes it so we aren't confused with what the company is trying to get across to us on their website. I used to work for a company in Rexburg called JUST SPORTS who was in the process of creating a website. I don't think I've seen a website that should have belonged in the dregs of society more than that company. How do I spell it? Pretty much DESPICABLE! Omniture does a great job retaining customers because the products are so amazing. We have clients such as Ford, Microsoft, eBay, HP, Toyota, MLB, Cadillac, Disney and a ton of others! Those are some big named clients.

I even have my own name plate..

I get to chill in my cubicle and knock out my work while listening to ESPN radio. Could it get any better?



A few years ago, Omniture went public with their company. Their ticker symbol is OMTR.. Take a look.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Hoodrat Stuff!!!

I just couldn't resist. I had to put this video on here. Probably one of the funniest I've seen. 7 year old kids these days, who would have thought they can turn out like this? My goal in life is to be a hoodrat and do hoodrat stuff with my friends. If I can accomplish that, I have made it. I will be living the dream.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Death @ the Pump!




Petroleum....gasoline....fuel.... What been going on with the SUDDEN increase in gas prices? Soon we will all be riding out bikes everywhere. This is something that every American hopes can be answered sooner rather than later. Me being one of them. Who do we blame for this increase in ridiculousness? Bush? OPEC? Economy? War? There are many factors that go into it. As a concerned American I just hope that this trend will start to not only even out, but decline. We deserve it, right? I mean, don't get me wrong, I would love to ride my bike everywhere if it meant being no where on time and it would get me into great shape as well.

Something that congress has thought about doing is to tax the oil companies. This is interesting... According to political figure Ben Stein, this is not a good idea. He states the following, "If you start taxing the oil companies, what you are really doing is taxes the pension funds and the individuals who have stock in the oil companies and cutting down on their ability to retire. What you are really doing is saying to the 50% or so of the stock owners of oil companies who are retirees, look, you are not going to get your dividends anymore, you are not going to get your capital gains anymore, and for no if you were. It will not increase oil production. When I saw Obama say we're going to to get more oil production we're going to put a windfall profits tax on the oil companies, I thought, this guy is dumber than Jimmy Carter. I mean, what is he talking about?"

I guess we just need to play the dreadful waiting game and see what happens to these prices. We can only hope the take a nose dive to the ground.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Ode to Griffey






While thinking about what I could post today, I came across a great cartoon picture. Many may not know who Ken Griffey Jr. is but over the years his legacy in baseball has become that of a true hall of fame player. While we could talk steroid scandals all day, Mr. Griffey is one player that has stayed true to himself his whole career and steered clear of human growth hormones (HGH). Last night he hit his 600th career home run. This is a very elite club shared only by 6 other players in MLB history: Babe Ruth, Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, Willey Mayes, and Mark McGuire. Griffey is now the 7th.

He could have possibly become the best player in baseball history had he not been barred by injury in his career. Here's to you Kenny! Congrats with the marvelous achievement.

Monday, June 9, 2008

MALIBU!



This youtube clip is priceless. This American Gladiators warrior, Malibu, is a true hero. He gets kicked off of the stand and still lives to see another day. I think that in life, if we can take his example of courage and implement it into our lives, we too can be healed by Mother Nature. Whenever we get kicked to the ground by anything in our lives we just need to get right back up and face what is going to be ahead of us. Be it a kick to the face like Malibu experienced or punch in the stomach we need to counter react with the appropriate heroic moves. I hope that this example of heroism will always be in our minds in those special times of need.

Friday, June 6, 2008

NBA Finals!


To start out this new phenomenon of blogging, what better way to start out than with something I love and admire? Sports of course. Last night was the unveiling of the 2008 NBA Finals between the troubled L.A. Lakers and the historic Boston Celtics. This years NBA Playoffs have been very interesting. Despite my UTAH JAZZ not being able to advance through the playoffs as much as I'd liked, they showed me many things.

Kobe Bryant. Many people have their own opinions about him. There are some things that have to be straightened out.
1. Kobe is an amazing player, not quite Michael Jordan, but definitely of emerging greatness.
2. Free throw shooter. Against the Jazz in this year playoffs, Kobe shot 96 free throws. In the next round against the Spurs, he shot 11. Disparity? Thanks David Stern.
3. Rapist? Hmm.. probably. That girl was payed off to drop the court case.
4. At the end of the day, Kobe Bryant is a household name and a great player. I just don't care for the Lakers.

I would love to see the series go to 7 games. If David Stern (Commissioner of the NBA) wanted a Celtics/Lakers finals, then he had better make it a good one. I would even be happy if Bird and Magic came back to play for this series.